WATCH IT NOW! BEFORE THEY TAKE IT DOWN!
It's gone now. DANG IT! I'm sure that if you look someone will have it somewhere.
A Tale Worthy of a GodFinn's P.O.V:A Tale Worthy of a God by guitarsamuria
Maybe this "tale," isn't worthy of a god. The important thing is, is that this needs to be said or written or whatever. This is my story. The story of how I, Finn, find out about my past. This is how I find out about
Maybe you should just read or listen to what happened. That would make things easier for me. I don't want to give away too much right in the first few sentences. Here we go.
The day started normal. Just the average day of beating the stuff out of monsters with my best bud and brother (by adoption, not that I'm complaining) , Jake. At some point in the day, we noticed smoke rising from the Candy Kingdom. We went to go check it out.
When we arrived, the kingdom was on fire. It was terrifying, man. There were candy people running around, buildings on fire, and all of this other stuff. It was complete chaos!
Princess Bubblegum, PB for short (I have other nicknames for her but it would take
The Stranger Chapter 9Previously: The Lich tries to persuade Alpha Dog to join him so he can take over Ooo but it doesn't turn out the way he planned. He is forced to go to the extreme after he is pushed to the edge by Alpha Dog.The Stranger Chapter 9 by guitarsamuria
"Still alive, kid?"
Now lets stop there for just a moment. You know how when you wake up and you don't know where you are? This is exactly how Alpha Dog feels. Now, imagine waking up to find yourself tied up and hanging above lava. Can you feel the terror? I think you get it.
"I thought you were dead after the bullet hit you. Apparently not. Lower the mutt!" the Lich ordered.
Alpha Dog growled at him.
No, really. She growled at him and gave him a death stare.
The death stare worked. It would have made a lion think twice about what he was doing. The Lich backed off a little. A little.
"Give me your death stare all you want, Alpha Dog. You will never be able to get out of this mess alive," remarked the Lich.
Her face turned grim. She knew he was right. But there was something.
The Stranger Chapter 8Previously: The Lich. That should help you remember.The Stranger Chapter 8 by guitarsamuria
"I've tried everything and you will not crack. What will it take, Alpha Dog? I'm trying to be reasonable with you," the Lich said.
Alpha Dog looked at him. "First, I have been hurt in so many ways. There is nothing you can do that I can't take. Second, what's with the metal collar? It's not like I'm going anywhere."
"Do you like it? I had it made awhile ago. When you go from wolf to human it changes with you. Since you're in wolf form now it's a collar. It's just to be sure do don't runaway on me," he answered.
"Running wouldn't prove anything. It shows weakness and fear. Even if I did you would track me down again."
"Quite right. I've run out of things to do with you. You won't join me so I'll just have to kill you."
He went over to a table and started to work on something. It looked like he was melting metal.
"You think I fear death! I've lived a long 907 years!"
"907. HA! I know people who have lived longer than you," the Lich sai
The Stranger Chapter 7Previously: Didn't you read the last chapter? Or did you just skim through it? You skimmed through it didn't you?The Stranger Chapter 7 by guitarsamuria
(In the Lich's Lair)
It was dark and cold. Alpha Dog woke up to find herself in a cell. She was back in her human form too.
"Ah. Looks like the werewolf has finally woken up," the Lich King said.
AD got up. Her hands were chained to the wall. "Who are you?"
"I am the Lich King. My appearance right now is just temporary. I have been forced to take on the form of a slow, stupid, and pathetic snail. When I saw you out in the woods, I had a brilliant idea. You see, I have never possessed a werewolf."
"Sorry. I've herd stories about you. It won't happen. You're evil."
"Is that the how it is going to be? Why don't we make a deal? I know all about you. Your memory is still a bit lost. I could help you."
"What about your friends? Oh, that's right. You don't have any!"
"No. You're wrong."
"Am I? You have been abandoned Alpha Dog. The wolf pack found out that you were a werewol
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“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
― Rick Riordan
Phineas and Ferb (Hineasperb Ndaerb Erbferb):
Ferbella. NEVER! (Not against anyone that likes it though)
Thank you Maceline and Marshal Lee! You don't sparkle! You have to carry umbrellas like a real vampire should have to! (Sorry if you hate me for this.)
Doctor Who :
The Eleventh Doctor: "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."